Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. –
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
So, I decide to put the bills
But then I think,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
I find the can of Pepsi I’d been drinking.
I’m going to look for my checks,
The Pepsi is getting warm,
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
I put the Pepsi on the counter and
I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I’ll be looking for the remote,
I pour some water in the flowers,
So, I set the remote back on the table,
Then, I head down the hall trying to
At the end of the day:
Pepsi sitting on the counter
I can’t find the remote,
I can’t find my glasses,
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all the damn day,
I realize this is a serious problem,
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!!
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
This Senior had a "senior moment" in the middle of his chore list, then had this funny realization!
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This Senior had a "senior moment" in the middle of his chore list, then had this funny realization!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
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